COSMO SEX TIP #8329

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

(via fckfuture)

"Soy una persona de gustos simples. Me gusta la comida, la música, el sexo y tú."

"Music should be like making love. Sometimes you want it soft and tender, another time you want it hard and aggressive."

highimsad:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

(Source: niggaqueef, via thebirdsarechainedtothesky)